The Most Holy and Great Archduke of Bishop Gian is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Elder Knight with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and lack of airports. The compassionate, devout population of 3.413 billion Bishop Gianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ancient Rome. The average income tax rate is 35.5%.

The thriving Bishop Gianian economy, worth 287 trillion Diamond Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,341 Diamond Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment The Elder Knight's hair, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, people who have lived their entire lives in Bishop Gian are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, and Bishop Gianians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bishop Gian's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Bishop Gian is ranked 77,419^th in the world and 3^rd in True Waskaria for Highest Poor Incomes, with 39,023.72 Standard Monetary Units.