
| Population | 1.935 billion |
| Capital | Byrocrest |
| Leader | Sir Boron |
| Faith | Any Christan Denomination |
| Currency | Koruna |
| Animal | squirrel |
The Community of Bireek is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sir Boron with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.935 billion Bireekians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byrocrest. The average income tax rate is 32.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Bireekian economy, worth 232 trillion Korunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,073 Korunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bireek's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Any Christan Denomination.
Bireek is ranked 5,618th in the world and 1st in Idaho for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,466.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bireek was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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Bireek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
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Bireek's influence in Idaho rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
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Bireek, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
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Bireek was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Moralistic Democracy".
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Bireek, a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education.
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Bireek, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
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Bireek, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
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Bireek, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
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Bireek adopted General Assembly Resolution #14 "Spectrum Allocation and Coordination Act".



















