The Republic of Bipolar Bill is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 42.944 billion Bipolar Billians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 45.2%.

The strong Bipolar Billian economy, worth a remarkable 1,563 trillion teeths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 36,417 teeths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, the first half of cabinet meetings include Leader complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Bipolar Bill has found 1 easter egg), up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bipolar Bill's national animal is the pie.

Bipolar Bill is ranked 62,270^th in the world and 4^th in Nintendo for Largest Black Market, with 8.54 trillion Standard Monetary Units.