The Incorporated States of BioSyn Valley is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Board of Directors with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.044 billion Employees are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biosyn Valley. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The powerhouse BioSyn Valleyian economy, worth 763 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 84,399 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 398,029 per year while the poor average 10,617, a ratio of 37.5 to 1.

Only persecuted professionals need apply for asylum, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, the only trips Employees are allowed to take are the ones caused by hallucinogens, and epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. BioSyn Valley's national animal is the Tyrannosaurus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

BioSyn Valley is ranked 263,311^th in the world and 5^th in Potenzia for Safest, scoring 23.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.