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Most Ignorant Citizens: 721stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,813thMost Avoided: 1,955th
The Bluey Loving Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
This is trifficult
Bingo
Influence
Apprentice
Governor
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Bingo

Population5.488 billion

LeaderBingo

CurrencyOrange
AnimalEastern box turtle

The Bluey Loving Nation of Bingo is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Bingo with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.488 billion Bingoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bingoan economy, worth 809 trillion Oranges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,541 Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and billions of Oranges are spent to take high-quality photos of the Eastern Box Turtle Nebula. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Bingo's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Bingo is ranked 229,148th in the world and 206th in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 30,688.54 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 721stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,813thMost Avoided: 1,955thMost Armed: 2,306thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,405thHighest Crime Rates: 2,954thFattest Citizens: 3,036thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,219thTop
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Most Primitive: 3,774thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,535thNudest: 6,048thLargest Retail Industry: 6,103rdLargest Black Market: 6,609thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,696thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,992ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,394thMost Conservative: 8,700thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,159thMost Authoritarian: 12,444thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,615thMost Secular: 15,783rdTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,353rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,639thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,018thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,363rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,340thHighest Average Incomes: 26,937th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bingo, billions of Oranges are spent to take high-quality photos of the Eastern Box Turtle Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingo, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Bingo, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Bingo, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingo, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Bingo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Bingo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Bingo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 5% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Bingo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Bingo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.

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