The Bluey Loving Nation of Bingo is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Bingo with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.488 billion Bingoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bingoan economy, worth 809 trillion Oranges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,541 Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and billions of Oranges are spent to take high-quality photos of the Eastern Box Turtle Nebula. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Bingo's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Bingo is ranked 229,148th in the world and 206th in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 30,688.54 Standard Monetary Units.
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Bingo, billions of Oranges are spent to take high-quality photos of the Eastern Box Turtle Nebula.
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Bingo, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
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Bingo, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
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Bingo, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
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Bingo, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
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Bingo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
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Bingo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
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Bingo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 5% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
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Bingo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
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Bingo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.



































































