The United States of Bill Mitchell is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-working population of 833 million Bill Mitchellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.7%.

The Bill Mitchellian economy, worth 38.3 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 45,993 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bill Mitchell's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Bill Mitchell is ranked 203,565^th in the world and 87^th in Sun Tzu the Art of War for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 293.11 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.