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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,749thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,648thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,764th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Don't Tread on Me
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Bilderberg 4

Population16.073 billion

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalSnake

The Nomadic Peoples of Bilderberg 4 is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.073 billion Bilderberg 4ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bilderberg 4ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,342 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 207,944 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bilderberg 4's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bilderberg 4 is ranked 190,620th in the world and 48th in New Bilderberg Group for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 100.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,749thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,648thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,764thMost Armed: 3,834thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,615thMost Devout: 5,115thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,652ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,550thLargest Black Market: 7,554thHighest Economic Output: 8,389thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,757thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,139thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,864thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,946thHighest Average Incomes: 10,145thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,067thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,434thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,505thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,378thSmartest Citizens: 15,589thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,690thMost Cultured: 17,934thMost Efficient Economies: 18,221stLargest Retail Industry: 23,764thMost Authoritarian: 23,796thMost Patriotic: 24,288thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,246thLargest Populations: 26,289thLargest Mining Sector: 28,564thMost Subsidized Industry: 31,403rdLargest Governments: 32,190thMost Influential: 32,381st
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bilderberg 4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments and Most Influential.
  • : Bilderberg 4 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 4, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 4, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 4, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 4, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 4, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 4, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 4, thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 4, the best way to get the government to U-turn is to squick out Leader.

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