The Republic of Bilderberg 3 is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.218 billion Bilderberg 3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Bilderberg 3ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,320 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,756 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.
The nation is a sap about cutting down trees, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bilderberg 3's national animal is the Puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Bilderberg 3 is ranked 250,936th in the world and 66th in New Bilderberg Group for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
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Bilderberg 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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Bilderberg 3, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
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Bilderberg 3, students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten.
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Bilderberg 3, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
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Bilderberg 3, the nation is a sap about cutting down trees.
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Bilderberg 3, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
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Bilderberg 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
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Bilderberg 3, children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened.
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Bilderberg 3, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
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Bilderberg 3, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
















































