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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,145thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,363rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,937th
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Bilderberg 3

Population16.218 billion

CurrencyPeso
AnimalPuma

The Republic of Bilderberg 3 is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.218 billion Bilderberg 3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bilderberg 3ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,320 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,756 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is a sap about cutting down trees, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bilderberg 3's national animal is the Puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bilderberg 3 is ranked 250,936th in the world and 66th in New Bilderberg Group for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,145thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,363rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,937thMost Devout: 6,043rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,257thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,678thMost Patriotic: 7,400thLargest Black Market: 7,445thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,354thHighest Economic Output: 8,521stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,923rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,778thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,881stHighest Average Incomes: 10,582ndMost Cultured: 11,344thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,547thLowest Crime Rates: 13,905thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,493rdSmartest Citizens: 14,697thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,500thMost Influential: 15,802ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,836thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 18,928thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,772ndLargest Governments: 23,760thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,368thMost Authoritarian: 25,898thLargest Populations: 26,049thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,092ndMost Advanced Public Education: 29,572ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30,067thHealthiest Citizens: 31,315thLargest Mining Sector: 32,285th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bilderberg 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 3, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 3, students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 3, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 3, the nation is a sap about cutting down trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 3, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
  • : Bilderberg 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 3, children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 3, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 3, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.

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