The Two Wheels Good of Bigtopian Motorcycle Association is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Newberry McCutcheon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 6.667 billion Bigtopian Motorcycle Associationians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigtopia. The average income tax rate is 21.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Bigtopian Motorcycle Associationian economy, worth 274 trillion miles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 41,224 miles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bigtopian Motorcycle Association has designated Bigtopia as its capital city, Newberry McCutcheon has just been declared ruler of Bigtopian Motorcycle Association in an international press conference, Four Wheels Bad--Two Wheels Better has been named as Bigtopian Motorcycle Association's national religion, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime is relatively low. Bigtopian Motorcycle Association's national animal is the hog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Four Wheels Bad--Two Wheels Better.

Bigtopian Motorcycle Association is ranked 246,627^th in the world and 9^th in The Eltrans Aged Riders for Most Developed, scoring 51.27 on the Human Development Index.