
| Population | 7.562 billion |
| Capital | Greeley |
| Leader | Aaron Smith |
| Faith | One for the Other Thumb |
| Currency | sack |
| Animal | bear |
The All-Pro Defensive End of Big Man Aaron is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Aaron Smith with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 7.562 billion Big Men enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greeley. The average income tax rate is 35.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Big Man economy, worth 333 trillion sacks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,091 sacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied bear, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Big Man Aaron" at foreigners, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Man Aaron's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is One for the Other Thumb.
Big Man Aaron is ranked 182,124th in the world and 293rd in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 310.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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Big Man Aaron was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Big Man Aaron's influence in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
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Big Man Aaron relocated from The Kingdom of Eladar to The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors.
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Big Man Aaron resigned as deet of The Kingdom of Eladar.
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Big Man Aaron resigned from the World Assembly.
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Big Man Aaron appointed
Big Man Aaron as deet with authority over Appearance, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in The Kingdom of Eladar.
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Big Man Aaron became WA Delegate of The Kingdom of Eladar.
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Big Man Aaron's influence in The Kingdom of Eladar rose from "Zero" to "Page".
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Big Man Aaron endorsed
The Republic of Clone Trooper 16.
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Big Man Aaron was endorsed by
The Borderlands of The State of Kazintir.






















