The Uni-Fed Republic of Bharat Desham is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ashoka with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and vat-grown people. The compassionate population of 5.335 billion Bharatiyas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pataliputra. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bharati economy, worth a remarkable 1,165 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 218,479 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bharat Desham's national animal is the Royal Bengal Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Bharat Desham is ranked 265,550^th in the world and 54^th in Trica for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.