The State of Bezi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Commissioner with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.136 billion Bezians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.9%.

The thriving Bezian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 37,384 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 127,603 per year while the poor average 8,059, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Bezi has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, High Commissioner has just been declared ruler of Bezi in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and economists claim no news is good news. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bezi's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bezi is ranked 122,966^th in the world and 2^nd in Zimbabwe for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.