The Kingdom of Guyana Francese is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 488 million Guyana Franceseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cayenne | Remire-Montjoly. The average income tax rate is 36.0%.

The all-consuming Guyana Francesean economy, worth 50.1 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,755 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Guyana Francese, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Euro charge on their phone bill, and aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyana Francese's national animal is the Bees, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guyana Francese is ranked 88,159^th in the world and 523^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,348.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.