The Beaches of Benidorm is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Antonio Pérez Pérez with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.098 billion Benidormenses enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benidorm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Benidormense economy, worth 588 trillion euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 72,729 euros, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, it's best to decline if Antonio Pérez Pérez offers to buy a round of drinks, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Benidorm's national animal is the beach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Benidorm is ranked 268,355^th in the world and 39^th in Cities for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.68 law-abiding acts per hour.