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Most Stationary: 308thNudest: 413thLeast Corrupt Governments: 899th
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Das Leiden vergeht durch die Überwindung der Gier.
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Political Freedom
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Belzig

Population43.302 billion

CapitalBelzigstadt

Currencykartoffel
Animalbear

The Community of Belzig is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 43.302 billion Belzigians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belzigstadt. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Belzigian economy, worth a remarkable 3,726 trillion kartoffels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,056 kartoffels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage boys are raving about how the latest AI assistant sounds exactly like a sexy movie star, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Belzigstadt, afternoon delight in care homes is restricted to a serving of spotted dick at 3pm, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Belzig's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Belzig is ranked 8,408th in the world and 7th in Universal Dream Network for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,249.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Stationary: 308thNudest: 413thLeast Corrupt Governments: 899thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,033rdLargest Populations: 1,366thMost Pacifist: 2,145thSafest: 3,123rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,222ndMost Cultured: 3,246thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,715thSmartest Citizens: 4,195thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,289thMost Accessible: 4,422ndMost Influential: 4,602ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,639thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,624thHighest Food Quality: 6,965thHighest Economic Output: 7,239thLargest Governments: 7,608thNicest Citizens: 7,719thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,408thMost Income Equality: 10,584thMost Inclusive: 12,610thMost Secular: 12,980thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,688thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,128thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,448thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,907thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,761stMost Advanced Public Education: 19,843rdHighest Poor Incomes: 26,541stLongest Average Lifespans: 29,064th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Belzig was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured and Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 5% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Belzig, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Belzig, afternoon delight in care homes is restricted to a serving of spotted dick at 3pm.
  • : Belzig was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Belzig, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Belzigstadt.
  • : Belzig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Belzig, teenage boys are raving about how the latest AI assistant sounds exactly like a sexy movie star.
  • : Belzig was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Belzig was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Belzig, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.

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