The Undetected Understandings of Below Mortal Comprehension is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by random hobo from the streets with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.181 billion idiots are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of i forgot where it was. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The idiotic economy, worth 225 trillion brain cells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,793 brain cells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive", clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, and wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Below Mortal Comprehension's national animal is the human and its national religion is the holy rocc.

Below Mortal Comprehension is ranked 102,440^th in the world and 1,616^th in eta for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,199.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.