The Republic of Curlyhoward is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 43.885 billion Curlyhowardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Environment, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Curlyhowardian economy, worth a remarkable 2,258 trillion Larries a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,466 Larries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions, and in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Curlyhoward's national animal is the Moe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Curlyhoward is ranked 281,455^th in the world and 5,132^nd in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.48 flags saluted per person per day.