The Brotherhood of Beinz is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Heinz with an even hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning hawk population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 28.515 billion Beinzers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg. The average income tax rate is 45.0%.

The Beinzian economy, worth 903 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 31,670 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Heinz has just been declared ruler of Beinz in an international press conference, Nihilism has been named as Beinz's national religion, DDT is used widely to repel disease-carrying insects, and a nation-wide cull of hawks is in effect. Crime is moderate. Beinz's national animal is the hawk and its national religion is Nihilism.

Beinz is ranked 8,514^th in the world and 5^th in Xedas for Largest Populations, with 28.5 billion capita.