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Most Devout: 162ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 245thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 329th
The Nuclear Sovereign of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Do you have the little nuke inside?
Influence
Superpower
Munitorium Strategic Command
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Beinirham

Population33.733 billion

CapitalOld Keterickshire
LeaderSub-Sector Governor Beinir
FaithChristianity and Imperial Cult

CurrencyBullet
AnimalWild Grox

The Nuclear Sovereign of Beinirham is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sub-Sector Governor Beinir with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.733 billion Beinirhamsters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Keterickshire. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beinirhamish economy, worth a remarkable 9,304 trillion Bullets a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 275,821 Bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beinirham's national animal is the Wild Grox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity and Imperial Cult.

Beinirham is ranked 31,399th in the world and 3rd in Warhammer 40000 for Most Stationary, with 1,326.00531802272 days.

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Most Devout: 162ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 245thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 329thLargest Agricultural Sector: 455thHighest Economic Output: 988thMost Armed: 1,061stLargest Black Market: 1,075thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,733rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,788thLowest Crime Rates: 1,849thMost Cultured: 2,202ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,344thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,442ndBest Weather: 2,894thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,980thMost Efficient Economies: 3,087thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,832ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,845thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,947thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,028thHighest Food Quality: 4,047thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,254thMost Influential: 5,029thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,263rdMost Patriotic: 5,665thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,807thHealthiest Citizens: 6,942ndLargest Governments: 8,388thLargest Retail Industry: 12,543rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,117thMost Developed: 17,387thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,322ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,485thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,812thLargest Mining Sector: 22,544th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
  • : Beinirham lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : Beinirham lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : Beinirham lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
  • : Beinirham lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.

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