The Neo-Empire of Beeducalm is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Anthony Ali with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.422 billion Beedus have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beeducalm City. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beeducalmian economy, worth 842 trillion Beedubuxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,254 Beedubuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, Beeducalmian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and postcards from Beeducalmian driving test centres are popular souvenirs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beeducalm's national animal is the bidoof, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beanism.

Beeducalm is ranked 16,293^rd in the world and 1^st in Abandoned Branch for Most Cultured, scoring 94 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.