The Protectorate of Bedrotting is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 2.055 billion Bedrottingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.1%.

The Bedrottingian economy, worth 100 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 49,064 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bedrotting's national animal is the Kitsune.

Bedrotting is ranked 199,309^th in the world and 39^th in Storage Yard for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.