The Dictatorship of Bedetopian Capture Team 1 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 22.434 billion Blue Soldiers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant useless economy, worth 98.0 trillion βedollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 4,368 βedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Harry Potter books are banned, and children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bedetopian Capture Team 1's national animal is the Tentacled Lion of Venus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bedetopian Capture Team 1 is ranked 311,181^st in the world and 1^st in Psychotic Dictatorship for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 419.83 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.