by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd
The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
The Forbidden Paradise
Electric Dictator Bedebao
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bedetopia

Population24.859 billion

CapitalThe βetaship
LeaderElectric Dictator Bedebao

Currencyβedollar
AnimalTentacled Lion of Venus

The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of Bedetopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Electric Dictator Bedebao with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.859 billion Bedetopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The βetaship. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bedetopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,340 trillion βedollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 415,978 βedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Electric Dictator Bedebao's rear echelons, and men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bedetopia's national animal is the Tentacled Lion of Venus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bedetopia is ranked 65,453rd in the world and 2nd in Bedetopian Network for Most Stationary, with 738.663416144 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2ndMost Corrupt Governments: 36thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 89thMost Ignorant Citizens: 106thMost Patriotic: 142ndLargest Black Market: 143rdHealthiest Citizens: 168thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 169thHighest Poor Incomes: 201stHighest Average Tax Rates: 232ndLargest Governments: 303rdLowest Crime Rates: 311thMost Secular: 321stMost Subsidized Industry: 442ndMost Authoritarian: 622ndMost Conservative: 695thHighest Economic Output: 761stBest Weather: 886thHighest Average Incomes: 949thMost Extreme: 1,643rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,667thMost Avoided: 1,679thMost Primitive: 2,771stTop
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Most Income Equality: 3,380thLargest Populations: 8,253rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,588thMost Efficient Economies: 13,597thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,999th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bedetopia's influence in Bedetopian Network rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Bedetopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Bedetopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Bedetopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Bedetopia's influence in Bedetopian Network rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Bedetopia's influence in Bedetopian Network rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Bedetopia changed its national animal to "Tentacled Lion of Venus", its capital to "The βetaship", its currency to "βedollar", its leader to "Electric Dictator Bedebao", its motto to "The Forbidden Paradise", and its nation type to "𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia".
  • : Bedetopia revoked its national faith.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Electric Dictator Bedebao's rear echelons.

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