The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of Bedetopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Electric Dictator Bedebao with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, complete lack of public education, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.261 billion Bedetopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The βetaship. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bedetopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,587 trillion βedollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 415,978 βedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Electric Dictator Bedebao's rear echelons, and men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bedetopia's national animal is the Tentacled Lion of Venus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bedetopia is ranked 330,256^th in the world and 3^rd in Bedetopian Network for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -15.17 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.