The Kingdom of Beanbean is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Bean with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.796 billion Beanbeanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beanbean Castle Town. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beanbeanian economy, worth 752 trillion Beanbean Coins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 156,842 Beanbean Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beanbean's national animal is the Pteranodon Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Beanstar Worship.

Beanbean is ranked 16,815^th in the world and 4^th in Valkia for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 80.19 Effective Tax Rate.