The Central African Republic of Beafrika is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.396 billion Beafrikans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The Beafrikan economy, worth 968 trillion Central African francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 41,403 Central African francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, Harry Potter books are banned, voting is voluntary, and the police force is on a recruitment drive. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beafrika's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beafrika is ranked 149,549^th in the world and 2^nd in Central Africa for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 499.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.