The Confederacy of Basstarria is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.507 billion Basstarrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The thriving Basstarrian economy, worth 279 trillion Basshobian Starmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 79,812 Basshobian Starmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,511 per year while the poor average 16,280, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Basstarria's national animal is the Largemouth Bass, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Basstarria is ranked 264,353^rd in the world and 25^th in Regionless for Safest, scoring 22.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.