The District of Bashkortostani is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.077 billion Bashkortostanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The strong Bashkortostanian economy, worth 542 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 48,977 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 315,661 per year while the poor average 3,070, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, surveillance cameras are banned, and Bashkortostani has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bashkortostani's national animal is the bovina.

Bashkortostani is ranked 124,102^nd in the world and 5^th in Kenya for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.