The Federal Republic of Bannaba is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 254 million bananas are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of N'Djamena. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bannaban economy, worth 18.7 trillion banana bread shaped coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 73,430 banana bread shaped coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, Bannaba has designated N'Djamena as its capital city, kindhearted bananas generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bannaba's national animal is the Banana bread, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bannaba is ranked 21,272^nd in the world and 16^th in Africa for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 54.17 on the Kitten Softness Rating.