The Republic of Bank of Arlizplot is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.29 billion Bank of Arlizplotians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bank of Arlizplotian economy, worth 398 trillion arils a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,196 arils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, Formula One cars in Bank of Arlizplot boast 56 miles per gallon, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others, and the air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bank of Arlizplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bank of Arlizplot is ranked 60,694^th in the world and 1,010^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,668.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.