The Republic of Bandit the Dog is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.803 billion Bandit the Dogians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The very strong Bandit the Dogian economy, worth 463 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 68,103 baht, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 371,714 per year while the poor average 6,389, a ratio of 58.2 to 1.

At least 4 unique companies in Bandit the Dog claim to sell Eckie-Cola, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, and luxury brands target their advertising at the unemployed and homeless. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bandit the Dog's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bandit the Dog is ranked 153,656^th in the world and 1^st in Quest Research Institute for Most Developed, scoring 55.29 on the Human Development Index.