The Free Democracy of Ballotonia is a behemoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ballo with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 51.7 billion Ballons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulipolis. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ballotonian economy, worth an astonishing 16,133 trillion Levs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 312,068 Levs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, and commercial jingles are the nation's greatest export. Crime is totally unknown. Ballotonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Ballotonia is ranked 2,754^th in the world and 1^st in Nederland for Highest Average Incomes, with 312,068.24 Standard Monetary Units.