The United Kingdom of Baldalor is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Riddle with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.57 billion Baldalorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burkesville. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baldalorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,404 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,050 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Baldalorian Space Agency, prison visits increase substantially during election years, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Baldalor's national animal is the Mute Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Baldalor is ranked 146,747^th in the world and 12^th in The Vaulkreath Nations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 798.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.