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Most Devout: 428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 630thHighest Disposable Incomes: 705th
The Hive World of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Men,I am ordering you to die. In that time troops come!
Influence
Superpower
Rent-a-Commissar
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bakarussian

Population33.41 billion

CapitalThe Holy Hive City of Bakanas
LeaderGovernor Militant Joseph II Bekonas
FaithImperial Cult

CurrencyBakon
AnimalAquila

The Hive World of Bakarussian is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Militant Joseph II Bekonas with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.41 billion Bakanarussians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy Hive City of Bakanas. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bakarussianian economy, worth a remarkable 9,970 trillion Bakons a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 298,416 Bakons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, choice roles for female actors involve asking "Is there anything I can do for you?", relations with Merovingia are as cold as Bakarussian's high-security cell blocks, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bakarussian's national animal is the Aquila, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Bakarussian is ranked 5,042nd in the world and 1st in Warhammer 40000 for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,120.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 630thHighest Disposable Incomes: 705thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 738thMost Armed: 796thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 898thHighest Economic Output: 1,148thFattest Citizens: 1,345thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,418thLargest Mining Sector: 1,718thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,037thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,050thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,207thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,757thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,856thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,867thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,900thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,272ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,320thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,321stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,340thMost Stationary: 3,445thMost Avoided: 3,801stMost Influential: 3,893rdLargest Black Market: 3,922ndLargest Populations: 4,155thMost Primitive: 4,253rdMost Patriotic: 4,417thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,843rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,042ndMost Cultured: 6,707thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,898thLargest Governments: 9,546thMost Efficient Economies: 10,468thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,807thRudest Citizens: 11,770thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,820thMost Conservative: 13,061stMost Authoritarian: 13,297thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,167thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,976thLargest Retail Industry: 20,886thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,871stLowest Crime Rates: 30,621st
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bakarussian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, relations with Merovingia are as cold as Bakarussian's high-security cell blocks.
  • : Bakarussian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, choice roles for female actors involve asking "Is there anything I can do for you?".
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, there's no representation without taxation.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, compliance officers smash the kneecaps of unethical bureaucrats.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakarussian, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.

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