The Federal Republic of Bajanil is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Bajano with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.797 billion Bajanenses love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anhanguera. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bajanense economy, worth 855 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 147,647 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, and customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bajanil's national animal is the Tucano, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bajanil is ranked 4,996^th in the world and 10^th in Concord for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,284.66 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.