
| Population | 7.61 billion |
| Capital | Ei Senach |
| Leader | Prime Poultry Huhn |
| Currency | grain |
| Animal | coffee-chested bach |
The Roosted Republic of Bachbachbach is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Poultry Huhn with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.61 billion Bachbachbachers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ei Senach. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bachbachbaching economy, worth 866 trillion grains a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,806 grains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods, and urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bachbachbach's national animal is the coffee-chested bach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Bachbachbach is ranked 218,734th in the world and 2nd in connor of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,126.12 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bachbachbach, urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime.
- : Following new legislation in
Bachbachbach, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods.
- : Following new legislation in
Bachbachbach, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading.
- : Following new legislation in
Bachbachbach, museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights.
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Bachbachbach, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
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Bachbachbach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
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Bachbachbach, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
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Bachbachbach, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
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Bachbachbach, toddlers insist their pacifiers be autoclaved.
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Bachbachbach, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.









































