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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,893rdSafest: 2,654thMost Pacifist: 2,701st
The Roosted Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone
There will be no military coops.
Prime Poultry Huhn
Influence
Superpower
Tableperson
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Bachbachbach

Population7.61 billion

CapitalEi Senach
LeaderPrime Poultry Huhn

Currencygrain
Animalcoffee-chested bach

The Roosted Republic of Bachbachbach is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Poultry Huhn with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.61 billion Bachbachbachers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ei Senach. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bachbachbaching economy, worth 866 trillion grains a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,806 grains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods, and urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bachbachbach's national animal is the coffee-chested bach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bachbachbach is ranked 218,734th in the world and 2nd in connor of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,126.12 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,893rdSafest: 2,654thMost Pacifist: 2,701stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,482ndNicest Citizens: 3,699thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,816thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,523rdMost Accessible: 5,392ndMost Inclusive: 6,894thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,652ndHighest Food Quality: 8,340thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,579thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,654thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,848thBest Weather: 8,869thMost Income Equality: 8,875thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,892ndMost Developed: 9,253rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,750thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,871stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,160thHealthiest Citizens: 10,194thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,730thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,790thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,277thSmartest Citizens: 12,380thMost Cultured: 13,683rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,944thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,147thTop
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Largest Governments: 20,339thMost Scientifically Advanced: 30,556th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bachbachbach, urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Bachbachbach, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Bachbachbach, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading.
  • : Following new legislation in Bachbachbach, museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights.
  • : Following new legislation in Bachbachbach, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • : Bachbachbach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Bachbachbach, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Bachbachbach, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in Bachbachbach, toddlers insist their pacifiers be autoclaved.
  • : Following new legislation in Bachbachbach, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.

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