The Dictatorship of Azeirf is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, triple-decker prams, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 317 million Azeirfians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Carandia. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The sizeable but sluggish Azeirfian economy, worth 6.93 trillion Azeirf Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,868 Azeirf Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Vacationing Azeirfians expect to be treated as royalty, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, the School of Hard Knocks is receiving record application numbers., and the only trips Azeirfians are allowed to take are the ones caused by hallucinogens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azeirf's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azeirf is ranked 265,600^th in the world and 2^nd in United Dictatorial Administration for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.86 percentage of bribes refused.