The Kingdom of Aystimeria is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 816 million Aystimerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 10.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Aystimerian economy, worth 67.0 trillion lionesses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,145 lionesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

National foreign policy involves significant amounts of hand wringing, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, and the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aystimeria's national animal is the Andalusian horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aystimeria is ranked 62,745^th in the world and 3,029^th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 46,817.17 Standard Monetary Units.