The Entheogen Brew of Ayahuasca is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Shaman with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.888 billion Ayahuascans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of The Amazon. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ayahuascan economy, worth a remarkable 4,883 trillion vines a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,377 vines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, all recreational drugs are legal, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble. Crime is totally unknown. Ayahuasca's national animal is the boa constrictor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shamanism.

Ayahuasca is ranked 285,622^nd in the world and 59^th in South America for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.55 kickbacks per hour.