The Oversight Nation of Axixican Colonial Command is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Colonel KFC Sanders with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.141 billion Colonials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Command HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonial economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion Colonial Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 172,920 Colonial Pesos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 906,615 per year while the poor average 17,664, a ratio of 51.3 to 1.

There's nothing more Colonial than revanchism, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, and visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Axixican Colonial Command's national animal is the Seagulls, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Humanistic Secularism.

Axixican Colonial Command is ranked 83,487^th in the world and 38^th in The Dudlands for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 46,169.88 Standard Monetary Units.