The Constitutional Monarchy of Avlabari is a mid-sized, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 84 million Avlabarian have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Avlabarian economy, worth 4.04 trillion Baris a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,131 Baris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avlabari's national animal is the Avlabarian Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Avlabari is ranked 252,313^th in the world and 2^nd in Sukkertopia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.08 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.