
| Population | 2.286 billion |
| Capital | Tehran |
| Leader | Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei |
| Faith | Shia Islam |
| Currency | Rial |
| Animal | Persian Lion |
The Islamic Peoples State of Autocraticstan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.286 billion Iranians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehran. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Iranian economy, worth 295 trillion Rials a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,331 Rials, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 374,557 per year while the poor average 35,389, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.
Shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, sports club owners are having a moneyball, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autocraticstan's national animal is the Persian Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shia Islam.
Autocraticstan is ranked 55,072nd in the world and 1st in The Domana Universe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,833.57 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Autocraticstan, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
- : Following new legislation in
Autocraticstan, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Following new legislation in
Autocraticstan, sports club owners are having a moneyball.
- : Following new legislation in
Autocraticstan, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
- : Following new legislation in
Autocraticstan, political activists are routinely executed.
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Autocraticstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in
Autocraticstan, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in
Autocraticstan, slavery is freedom.
- : Following new legislation in
Autocraticstan, atheists on vacation find Shia Islam's scriptures make useful doorstops.
- : Following new legislation in
Autocraticstan, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Autocraticstan.
























