Population | 3.068 billion |
Capital | Lucerne |
Leader | Council of High Cardinals |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | swiss franc |
Animal | ram |
The Theocratic Federation of The United Holy Cantons is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Council of High Cardinals with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.068 billion United Holy Cantonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucerne. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving United Holy Cantonsian economy, worth 298 trillion swiss francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,177 swiss francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Diaper sales are up, The United Holy Cantons is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Holy Cantons's national animal is the ram, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.
The United Holy Cantons is ranked 243,235th in the world and 1,114th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.44 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The United Holy Cantons was endorsed by The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : The United Holy Cantons was endorsed by The German Kingdom of New Vorarlberg.
- : The United Holy Cantons was endorsed by The Kingdom of Old World Order.
- : The United Holy Cantons was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Influential, the Top 5% for Most Patriotic, and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
- : The United Holy Cantons was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : The United Holy Cantons was endorsed by The Federation of The Swedish Fascist State.
- : The United Holy Cantons was endorsed by The Pink Holy of Kalebo.
- : The United Holy Cantons lost the endorsement of The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : The United Holy Cantons was endorsed by The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union.
- : The United Holy Cantons was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Faack.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 121 » Walfo, Rary, Thracia Republic, Ausvelt, The New Nordic Union, Aroale, Agausia, Yahlia, Northern German Federation, Invernessia, Girvage, Irminsulia, Leranditale, The Champions League, St Scarlett, Nardin, Druznia, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Jim the Baptist, Gliesetonia, An Clar, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Imperium Anglorum, Jahass, Dark Matter, Trixeland, Meropis, UGBK, Zulrich, Wombelland, North of Americas, Slavatania, Ottterland, Northern Socialist States, Chronus, Someseni, New Eestiball, Armbruster, Scutarie, Pilipinas and Malaya, The Scandinavian Realm, Dizgovzy, Othenhiem, Dipretorian, Ikarus, Southern Whateverlandia, Alsted, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Unidoria, and 71 others.Nigeriao Kingdom, Leistrona, Regnum Italiae, Kkorea, Great Clucky, Iceagea, Stumphosse Res, Seristria, Guahih, The Oriental Empire, Flaminia, Ducato di Bergamo, East Ase Palmars, Scytharum, Nuweland, Castlenburg, Zaznia, Agatep, Bastile, Neurks Boodal, Saarenmaa, United Kingdom of Karpathia, The Asten Islands, Outer Sparta, Nordivia, Foudina, Iquerian, Cantilena, Calicov, Ortigia, Salwonia, Elestansa, Makykay, Karnea, The AbelLandia, Aresetia, Skalliad, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Orsik, Istastioner, Robbonia, Arsenial, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Cot Deviet, Kallvetzia, Belvanya, Reiserland, Rome Ruzalls, Greater Bahland, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Thracia and Crimea, Woodlands, Apocalypse Borg, Kronverg, Greater Switzstria, Cambany, Parharia, Narmocrana, Villaggio della Foglia, New Vardarland, Potatopelago, Faack, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, The Swedish Fascist State, Western Balkania, Old World Order, New Vorarlberg, and Basque Dominion.