The Stellar Ancient Empire of Attila is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by King Attila the Scourge of God with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 5.242 billion Andarian Stellar Hunnish Warriors enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campus Hunnii. The average income tax rate is 49.8%.

The strong Andarian Stellar Hunnish Warrior economy, worth 384 trillion Soliduses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 73,270 Soliduses, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown. Attila's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Attila is ranked 43,091^st in the world and 1^st in The Puppis Constellation for Nicest Citizens, with 18.02 average smiles per day.