The Federation of Sycruliovin is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Emiliano Chijany with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.315 billion Sycruliovinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rybi Ayada. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Sycruliovinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,376 trillion monetaes a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,585 monetaes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sycruliovinian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sycruliovin's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Sycruliovin is ranked 5,719^th in the world and 286^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 530.75 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.