The Democratic Republic of Delitai is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bob Exodus with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 4.962 billion Delitaians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medan. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Delitaian economy, worth 665 trillion Deli Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 134,042 Deli Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and Bob Exodus is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Delitai's national animal is the Phoenix Ascent, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Delitai is ranked 10,105^th in the world and 481^st in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 121.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.