The Serene Socialist Coalition of Astranomia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Primus Orator Octavia Mercuius with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.711 billion Comitatus are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Usonia Praefectura. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Serene economy, worth a remarkable 1,646 trillion Grecoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 213,574 Grecoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, and the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience. Crime is totally unknown. Astranomia's national animal is the Lupa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Legio of Solaire.

Astranomia is ranked 4,099^th in the world and 15^th in The Social Liberal Union for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,300.78 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.