The Rogue Nation of Faack is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 157 million Faackers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Faacker economy, worth 9.97 trillion FCKS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,496 FCKS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, and parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Faack's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Faack is ranked 249,459^th in the world and 1,200^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.