The Republic of Asdarkslanion is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.782 billion Asdarkslanionians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The very strong Asdarkslanionian economy, worth 528 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 60,149 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 311,940 per year while the poor average 6,284, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Harry Potter books are banned, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Asdarkslanion's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Asdarkslanion is ranked 200,630^th in the world and 1^st in Otherland for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 289.68 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.