The Divine Island Kingdom of Aschente is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by God King Asche with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.77 billion Aschenteans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aschente Prime. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aschentean economy, worth a remarkable 2,940 trillion Gem Chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,051 Gem Chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The comic book series 'God King Asche and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and Aschenteans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aschente's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Order of The Divine Seven.

Aschente is ranked 84,917^th in the world and 66^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,420.07 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.