The Empire of Arvanit is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Gjergj I of Arvanit with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 10.514 billion Arvanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bashkimi. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Arvanite economy, worth 908 trillion Lekës a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 86,453 Lekës, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, child support loans with high interest rates are available in Arvanite banks, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arvanit's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Arvanit is ranked 8,029^th in the world and 1^st in Vistulia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,411.63 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.