The Empire of Arvanit is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Gjergj I of Arvanit with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 10.682 billion Arvanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bashkimi. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Arvanite economy, worth 915 trillion Lekës a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 85,631 Lekës, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the army consists of only generals and grunts, tourism is a euphemism for committing crime in international waters, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arvanit's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Arvanit is ranked 9,783^rd in the world and 1^st in Vistulia for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 7,069.39 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.